The horniest man alive

Send yourself presents with little love notes.

Send yourself presents with little love notes.

No iTunes, I do not want U2’s new album in my cloud forever. #shittygift

No iTunes, I do not want U2’s new album in my cloud forever. #shittygift

We fight the air on roller coasters.

We fight the air on roller coasters.

Today I joined a cult.

Today I joined a cult.

Steven Nickens. Jeremy Schnaible. Harassers of neighborhood tennants.

#Throwback to being 17

Throwback Thursday to getting drunk at the louvre.

Throwback Thursday to getting drunk at the louvre.

Robin Williams                                  Rest in peace                                    Make God laugh.

Robin Williams Rest in peace Make God laugh.

Wearing

Gucci to bed and it smells so fucking good.